[ somewhere, a cat is sitting in a chair at a cafe. like, human sitting. not cat sitting. he's super tired, okay? the camera angle sadly doesn't catch the occasional person walking past and seeing a cat talk into a phone resting on his hindlegs and do a double take. ]
Joker already gave me his opinion, so it's your turn.
[ Futaba, on the other hand, has already fashioned the world's sketchiest phone stand for her desk. The room is dark, and instead of a computer ( like there normally is ), there's a bunch of wires and also??? a motherboard??? Do not ask where she got that and she will tell you no lies.
Without breaking her gaze from the desk ( ur cute, Morgana, but give her a second ): ]
Y'know, the great Alibaba's opinion is waaay more important than his.
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[ somewhere, a cat is sitting in a chair at a cafe. like, human sitting. not cat sitting. he's super tired, okay? the camera angle sadly doesn't catch the occasional person walking past and seeing a cat talk into a phone resting on his hindlegs and do a double take. ]
Joker already gave me his opinion, so it's your turn.
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Without breaking her gaze from the desk ( ur cute, Morgana, but give her a second ): ]
Y'know, the great Alibaba's opinion is waaay more important than his.
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[ enclosed in the text are these pictures: wow. look at him. he's so great. this one isn't real but you know maybe one day. ]
I had him pick one of those. Which one do you think is the best, and why?
[ choose wisely for the wrong answer will bring bad luck and No Beans for years to come? ]
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Then she double takes. Then pauses. Then her eyes grow wide, until she drops whatever was in her hands to pick up the phone properly and— ]
How did you lean how to take a selfie?!
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[ ah HA! something that the all knowing and all seeing Alibaba DOESN'T KNOW?! incredible. this pleases Morgana. ]
Why don't you give me your best three guesses? If you can't figure it out, I'll never let you forget it!
[ >:3c
honestly he'll just continue to send cute cat selfies as 'punishment'. and the beans? they stay locked away...! a brutal consequence. ]
text; anonymous misfire
They never listen, and they make a dreadful mess.
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That just sounds like you haven't had the right kind of indoor pet.
Or you're just really bad at taking care of living things.
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I'm perfectly capable of taking care of living things. My horses have always been in the prime of health.
In any case, I have no need for an indoor pet. Or any type of pet.
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how are you with ferrets? snakes? succulents??
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[ That's not even remotely the same thing. ]
In any case, I fail to see how plants factor into the equation. They're far cleaner, and much less annoying.